Friday, September 5, 2014

Job Requirements, Deputy Sheriff West Texas Test, Alabama College Football, and Retirement Is Boring No More


I have now been certified as an official write-in candidate for The U.S. House of Representatives for District 19 for Texas!

http://www.sos.state.tx.us/elections/forms/write-in-ballot-cert-2014.pdf

I also have a new blog site for the campaign. It is:

http://votevance.blogspot.com



Please continue to pray for Dr. Kent Brantly and all those involved with the Ebola outbreak in West Africa.




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Primaries in September:

08) Delaware State Primary: September 9, 2014

21) Massachusetts Primary: September 9, 2014

29) New Hampshire State Primary: September 9, 2014

39) Rhode Island Primary: September 9, 2014


Primaries in November:

18) Louisiana Primary: November 4, 2014 ~ Congressional Run-Off (if needed): December 6, 2014

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Rob Maness | U.S. SenateLouisiana


Primary is November 4 which is election day!

Website: http://www.robmaness.com/


Donate: http://www.robmaness.com/donate/

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Joni Ernst | U.S. Senate - Iowa

Donate: https://secure.senateconservatives.com/step1?layout=ernst&c=b8c4e2995ab851746f0a138e300bca6f

Her website: http://www.joniforiowa.com/

Donate directly: https://secure.joniforiowa.com/donations/contribution/

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From: a Friend

He sends these all the time. Mostly I laugh and delete them. Today seems a good day for a little humor on a Friday while the President continues his determined effort to destroy transform the United States.

Tyrone applied for a fork lift operator job at a famous firm based in Detroit. A white man applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the manager.

When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.

The manager went to Tyrone and said, ‘Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the white guy the job.’

Tyrone, ‘And why would you be doing that, are you a racist? We both got 19 questions right? This being Detroit and me being black, surely I should get the job.’

Manager, ‘We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong.’

Tyrone said, ‘Tell me now, how would one incorrect answer be better than another?’

Manager, ‘Simple. On question number 7 the white guy wrote down, ‘I don’t know.’ You put down, ‘Neither do I’.’”

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.

He grew up big, 6’ 2”, strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: a West Texas Sheriff’s Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, ‘You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an ‘Attitude Suitability Test’, that you must take before you can be accepted.

‘We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.’

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, ‘Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a puppy.’

‘Why the puppy?’ queried the applicant.

‘You pass,’ said the Chief Deputy. ‘When can you start?’”

I KNOW MANY OF YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE UPCOMING COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON.
WELL, HERE’S A QUICK RECAP OF LAST YEAR .........

Alabama beat Arkansas and Arkansas fired their coach.

Alabama beat Tennessee and Tennessee fired their coach.

Alabama beat Auburn and Auburn fired their coach.

Then Alabama beat Notre Dame, and the Pope resigned.

Question: How do we get the White House to play Alabama?”

Subject: No Longer Bored with Retirement!

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a ‘Remember 9-11’ slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, ‘Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America’ and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, ‘Man .... that could have been me!’

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!”

IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT!

If not now, when?

If not now, why?

If not us, who?


The Obama Administration: How NOT to govern a nation!

CLOSE THE BORDER! NO REFUGEE STATUS!

NO AMNESTY! DEPORT THEM ALL!

IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT!

Impeachment IS the answer!

Galatians 6: 7-9 (NIV)

Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. Whoever sows to please their flesh, from the flesh will reap destruction; whoever sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life. Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up.”

NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! In the end, VICTORY belongs to GOD and HIS people! HIS people are, by definition, CHRISTIANS! Followers of JESUS, the CHRIST!

Impeach Barack Hussein Obama!

Impeach Barack Hussein Obama!

Impeach Barack Hussein Obama!


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Germany woman stands up against Islam invasion

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=814230481935684

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Conservatism is calling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42JK3ukEIbo#t=97

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An abortionist doctor who changed to pro-life. It is just under 17 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiS-d7Jp5dk&list=PLXCGMTF9gXn0hBCWtZ2tH984nK0VmGg9c&index=1

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Texas Senator Ted CruzThe Cruz Missile: “Vote Harry Reid Out!”

http://www.wnd.com/2014/08/ted-cruz-flays-harry-reid-over-bill-of-rights/#ooid=BxdnR5bzpeZSjUTiYsD3zTCGhILw4g6K

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Why SHE needs a gun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUAL6ie1ufc

What SHE should have done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTOLSmxqcMo

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Illinois Senator Dick Durbinup for reelection this yearcompares U.S. soldiers to those of Nazi Germany!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqIlXfkylD4